An update.

&& forever it's been. Haven't updated Feminine Delight in over a month, WTF has been going on? Well parties at sway or no longer parties, HE doesn't leave you with a Happy Ending, & you end up seeing people you don't want to see @ Moomia. 40 oz. bounce on the 4th was Great, LOOK 2 every one's Facebook for proof! So therefore, this summer has left me with late work nights, chilled days, & cyphs for days. Twitter is now the new myspace, topping it off with Ubertwitter, Tweetdeck, Twitterberry, etc has whip creamed it for every ones social life. Lets see what August Brings.

Lame Screaming Give Me Cooch!

Yesterday
12:42amWayne
wats up
12:42amNatalia
hey
12:42amWayne
im wayne
aka yung cashflo
12:43amNatalia
clearly.
12:43amWayne
wats ur prettty lol
natalia
12:43amNatalia
lol. thanks
12:45amWayne
where u from
12:45amNatalia
brooklyn
12:45amWayne
wrddd wat part
12:46amNatalia
flatbush
12:46amWayne
and i c u smoke. lol. wrddddddddddddd
12:46amNatalia
i dont smoke
12:46amWayne
oo gudd. u knw ppl who do i c
i sell exocit weed and hash
if u know anybody who need lol, jus tellin u
wat part of the bush
12:47amNatalia
nah i dont; parkside
12:47amWayne
oooooooo....iidig. i like on bedford ave. flatbush 2
12:48amNatalia
ok
12:48amWayne
sooooo/? single? got a man?
12:48amNatalia
no man
12:49amWayne
hm good thing. if u did i wuda took u any way
12:50amNatalia
oh; lol. right. brb.
12:50amWayne
lol ,,waw u tryin to say i cant then runnin away smh

"Computer Love" With Lil Kim

Lil Kim Is Doing Her Thing Right Now. Dancing With The Stars & trying to come out with a hit single. Eh?! Do your thing love.

HipHopHoolywood.com

Miley To Easy!

She definitely wanted that 10! No shame. Laugh Out Loud.

Ultimate Knife Fight.

How many people do you know, sit at restaurants and play with their silverware? Well, Ashanti, Ase, and I eat at this spot called Balboas, across the street from Medgar Evers College. Some want to be Jamaican spot, kind of good. The got this ill special for $4.00, it comes with the choice of Roasted Chicken or BBQ chicken (2 pieces), with rice and peas, and salad. Good shit. Eh?

I think round 1 got deleted.

Feminine Delight VS. Murphy Group

Big up to Marty for taking over Callender's aim. Uhm. Guess we are bringing forth battle of the blogs over i-chat. Laugh Out Loud. murphygroup.blogspot.com 

Two Year Old Smokes.

Lets just pass him a blunt, and call it a day. I thought the United States was fucked up; guess the rest of the world is the same way. What are parents thinking allowing a 2 year old to smoke cigarettes? He knows how to trigger a lighter & all. 

Shake My Head

Guys Are TOOO Nonchalant.

What a weekend! I am not mad that I didn't have a date nor did I need a date to conclude my Valentines Day, but MEN are SO bland. Mad fucking nonchalant, they seem to be when they do not want to spend money. Shake My Head. Definitely felt kinda sucky to be lonely, but better to be alone than to be with someone who felt obligated to chill. I wanna hear a guy speak some sexy hott adjectives. Colors seemed so dull, food had lost its savoring flavor, & original had lost its definition. To nonchalant. Now, I am looking for Cajun. So, I am moving out the United States. Haiti, here I come.

DOCUMENTARY COMING SOON!

Lookin' ASS Nigga

Houston Version; Funny
GOOD SHIT

We Got A Cure

PerezHilton.Com

Rasheed the Comedian

RIP Rasheed the Comedian from Def Jam. True Story though. Kinda met a few of these people when I was living out in Walt Whitman. Funny Shit.

Who is Buffy the Body?

Who Would have thought An Athlete, Such As Serena Williams Could Have So Much ASS!

(I am NOT gay, but I tend to admire what's good)

Enticing. Serena Williams, pro tennis player, pro body, & omg! Just last night, my homegirl told me that Serena's ass was disgusting. WTF?! Spare me. Serena's body is remarkable compared to her sister, Venus. Thick & Tall.

Sorry I couldn't get the pictures any BIGGER. & thanks Mr. Evev(?) for the idea.

Louis Vuitton: Graffiti Collection

A tribute to New York artist Stephen Sprouse, who collaborated with Marc Jacobs on Louis Vuitton's iconic 2001 graffiti collection.

New Ish for Spring '09. I know a lot of girls are going to be up on the new, like the colored monograms that came out years ago that they were bargaining on Canal for forty bucks.  Personally, the line looks like another Canal st. special.

Artistic Minds

Check this out. Not a bad cover charge. This is where we will be at January 30th, 2009.

Boredom Reeks & The World Is Small.

Ashanti & Natalia. Its crazy how many people know each other in New York. Probably have about 8242097 friends in common. Ashanti is by far one of the only girls I know who has a tremendous amount of fake pages all over the internet. Uhm... these are pictures we came up with out of boredom. 

Before we i-chatted.

Introducing Martin Louis, The King Junior!

Address Him As Such

This is not black history month. Bitch?

In the world we live in, we have men, women, "niggas", and "bitches". Words have power but curses were invented not by the hip hop nation, not by blacks; but by whom? We must have got it from someone or somewhere. Where? "Bitch" is a common term used just like fuck, ass, shit, damn, you, me, &  I. Who would think a word has so much significance? A controversy at that. "Bitch" alternately used to describe woman. " Bitch" was implemented into Hip Hop music. It may be correct to stress that even though the word may have been around for years, it was Hip Hop music that made it more common. The music along with its videos has taken obscenities to a level that we have not been exposed to. Despite effort to promote cleaner music it appears that there are always loop holes that they can use. Bitch, will never be terminated as a wor in Hip Hop music nor would it be censored in the mainstream, but if woman come up with a positive definition for the word, then the perspective on the word would change ad would be less demeaning in Hip Hop music.

I disagree...

Damn Electric Ass.

A lot of woman would think this lady is disgusting or HOT! I think she is inspirational.



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Grown Men Can NOT Hold Their Liquor!

Natalia threw a house party in Brooklyn. Fun while it lasted. We had 6 piles of throw up & a puddle of coffee. Who the hell brings Dunkin Dounuts Coffee to a party? Shake my head. The cheap shit does you right, & that expensive shit is played. It will NOT get you fucked up! I repeat, IT WILL NOT GET YOU FUCKED UP! Shout out to DOH Care Promotions for Hosting; thought they only did concerts & clubs and shit. We give thanks to Georgie, Devil Springs, Bacardi, Smirnoff, & E&J for topping off the night.

Carter Angaletti, ?, Dame, & Friend

They held theirs.

?, Laquana, & Mari

?,?, & Jeffrey

Funny Story. Waun Daun was invited to Natalia's house party & was like no, i have other plans. Then, some girl he knows or talks to invited him to go with her to a party and he went. When they arrived to the spot, he realized he was shitted, he was at Natalia's party. Laugh Out Loud.

Waun Daun & Chinelle aka Nell-E


Reggie & Mali

Mali was fucked. She called every light skin man her brother. What's new? Georgie got her wild. I thought Goose got the girls loose. Maybe not.

People become too fucked up to stay in their own homes. Shake My Head.

You can never get enough when he is awake.

So we got to get funky.

& we can't mad for Alhaji leaving the place dirty. Thanks!